If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

Insider trading

HIPAA violations

False advertising

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Perjury

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?

Insurrection

No freedom is absolute.

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

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Threats of violence

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Terroristic threats

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Revenge porn

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Child pornography

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

Conspiracy

Fraud

Revealing classified information

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Trade secrets

And much, much more.